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The Complete Belize Travel Guide: Placencia, the Barrier Reef and Beyond
I had been thinking about Belize for years before I finally went. Not in a casual "that looks nice someday" way — but in a this-one-might-change-me kind of way. It did. Belize sits on the eastern edge of Central America, pressed between Mexico, Guatemala, and the Caribbean Sea. It's the only country in the region where English is the official language — though on the ground, you hear Kriol in conversations, Spanish in markets, and Garifuna rhythms drifting from coastal bars.
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
Jun 234 min read


Belize Travel Diary: Carnival J’Ouvert, Belize City Landmarks and Final Breakfast
I woke up early on my final morning in Belize. Not because I had somewhere to be, but because I didn’t want to miss whatever light might look like on the last day. The sunrise came quietly through the hotel window. It turned out my timing wasn’t random at all. My last day in Belize coincided with Carnival, or more specifically, J’Ouvert, a word that comes from the French jour ouvert—meaning “day break.” In practice, it was is exactly that. A celebration that begins at sun
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
May 25, 20232 min read


Belize Travel Diary: Cockscomb Jaguar Preserve, Hopkins Coast & Blue Hole National Park, A Road Trip From Placencia to Belize City
Today was the return journey: Placencia to Belize City. But in Belize, even a return trip doesn’t go straight anywhere. Into the Cockscomb Basin The first of these stops was at the Cockscomb Basin Wildlife Sanctuary. It’s best known as the world’s first jaguar preserve—spanning roughly 128,000 acres of protected jungle in southern Belize. On paper, it’s home to around 200 jaguars. In reality, jaguars don’t schedule appearances. I didn’t see one. But that didn’t matter as m
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
May 8, 20232 min read


Belize Travel Diary: From Maya King Waterfall to a Rum Tasting and an Indonesian Feast at Turtle Inn
My morning belonged to nature. My afternoon belonged to food. Evenings blurred into something slightly harder to categorize. Today, I left the coast behind. At least temporarily. Into the Jungle: Maya King Waterfall The drive to Maya King waterfall took me about forty minutes from Placencia, but the distance felt less geographic and more psychological. The coastline slowly gave way to inland roads. The air shifted. The landscape thickened. And then, almost without announc
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
Apr 3, 20233 min read


Belize Travel Diary: Snorkeling Ranguana Caye and Exploring the Barrier Reef
By day 3 in Belize, the pace of life had already started to change. Not in a dramatic way. More like the world had quietly slowed down and forgotten to tell me. Today was an island day. Crossing Into the Caribbean I left Placencia early in the morning and headed east—straight into the Caribbean Sea. The destination was Ranguana Caye, a small island off the coast of Belize known for snorkeling, calm water, and the kind of silence you don’t realize you’ve been missing until yo
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
Mar 18, 20233 min read


Belize Travel Diary: Chocolate Tours, Street Food and Sunset Drinks in Placencia with a Celebrity
I woke up in Belize on Day 2 with one clear intention: Eat my way through Placencia. The Placencia: A Hotel That Sounds Like the Jungle Before anything else, I slowed down. The hotel grounds were alive in a way you don’t really notice until you stop moving. Birds calling out from somewhere unseen. Waves brushing the shoreline just beyond the trees. The Caribbean wasn’t something I had to go find—it was just there, always in the background. My hotel also had something I wasn’
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
Mar 13, 20234 min read


Bucket List Belize: First Day on the Road to Placencia’s Caribbean Coast
I had been thinking about Belize for years before I finally went. Not in a casual “that looks nice someday” way—but in a this-one-might-change-me kind of way. And still, I wasn’t prepared for how quickly it would feel different once I arrived. Belize sits on the eastern edge of Central America, pressed between Mexico, Guatemala, and the Caribbean Sea. It’s one of the least densely populated countries in the region—and the only one where English is the official language. But
The Anonymous Hungry Hippopotamus
Mar 8, 20233 min read
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